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Re: Silverfish Needs Plastic Surgery <3

Postby Korban3 » Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:21 pm

What am I supposed to think? It's all over my face and looks like cotton candy. Don't blame my clearly logical actions for her fashion choices.
(But yeah, it's sucks. Really fuckin bad. I kicked ass on the strength test too, but weight just killed me there. I'm planning on just taking a month at home and dropping 20-25 pounds, try and get squad leader in bootcamp.)
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Re: Silverfish Needs Plastic Surgery <3

Postby Assaultman67 » Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:21 am

Korban3 wrote:What am I supposed to think? It's all over my face and looks like cotton candy. Don't blame my clearly logical actions for her fashion choices.
(But yeah, it's sucks. Really fuckin bad. I kicked ass on the strength test too, but weight just killed me there. I'm planning on just taking a month at home and dropping 20-25 pounds, try and get squad leader in bootcamp.)


Eating a bowl cereal at breakfast (~400-500 calories) and a can of vegetable soup for lunch and dinner will REALLY drop your caloric intake without decreasing your "full" feeling too much.

Another way is to just buy salad, carrots, pickles, etc and eat as much as you want. It's extremely tedious to actually gain weight on a vegetarian diet. a pound of lettuce is like 100 calories.

based on a 2,000 calorie diet, you would have to eat 20lbs of lettuce a day to simply maintain your weight.

Also, drink water. Lots of water. The benefits of keeping your stomach full will outweigh whatever weight (probably none really) you may gain from drinking water.

If you want to lose weight, All the exercise in the world doesn't really help because you have to run a mile to burn off the calories in an single oreo cookie.

basically, restrict your caloric intake to 66% of what you usually eat.
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Re: Silverfish Needs Plastic Surgery <3

Postby Korban3 » Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:53 pm

Paleo Diet FTW. I did that for a month with 4 days a week exercise and lost about 26 lbs in that time.
All protein, fruits (in moderation), nuts and veggies. Very little carbs. Cuts fat fast as all get out.

I can't go vegetarian. I want to stay alive and all, so it's out of the running. Besides, there's no way I could get to bootcamp, especially Marines, if I didn't get any protein.
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Re: Silverfish Needs Plastic Surgery <3

Postby Shikulsalamaun » Wed Oct 22, 2014 6:36 am

I thought that there were some nice points made (against plastic surgery).
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Re: Silverfish Needs Plastic Surgery <3

Postby Korban3 » Wed Oct 22, 2014 3:39 pm

Necro as hell, but welcome to the forums.
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Re: Silverfish Needs Plastic Surgery <3

Postby Dammasta » Thu Oct 23, 2014 8:43 am

Why do so many people nercopost for their first post?
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Re: Silverfish Needs Plastic Surgery <3

Postby Phoenixwarrior141 » Thu Oct 23, 2014 1:10 pm

Dammasta wrote:Why do so many people nercopost for their first post?

As is tradition.
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Re: Silverfish Needs Plastic Surgery <3

Postby Glabbit » Fri Oct 24, 2014 3:01 am

Phoenixwarrior141 wrote:
Dammasta wrote:Why do so many people nercopost for their first post?

As is tradition.

Can't argue with that; you can't break tradition.
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Re: Silverfish Needs Plastic Surgery <3

Postby Phoenixwarrior141 » Fri Oct 24, 2014 11:18 am

Or my anus.
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Re: Silverfish Needs Plastic Surgery <3

Postby SamW » Sun Oct 26, 2014 1:52 pm

seems like a spam bot to me.
bot is looking for the terms 'plastic surgery' and is trying to bypass bot detection by pretending to make a sensible post. Check the profile, don't approve posts like that.

Signatures don't seem to work here, but you should look at the guy's signature. It smells like spam.

The ability for computers to judge what a conversation is about is getting a bit creepy.
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Re: Silverfish Needs Plastic Surgery <3

Postby Endoperez » Sun Oct 26, 2014 2:16 pm

SamW wrote:seems like a spam bot to me.
bot is looking for the terms 'plastic surgery' and is trying to bypass bot detection by pretending to make a sensible post. Check the profile, don't approve posts like that.

Signatures don't seem to work here, but you should look at the guy's signature. It smells like spam.

The ability for computers to judge what a conversation is about is getting a bit creepy.


Computers can't judge what a conversation is about like a human could, but they're getting better at mimicking conversation. It isn't necessarily hard to do though.

https://twitter.com/ElizaRBarr/status/5 ... 9169342464
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Re: Silverfish Needs Plastic Surgery <3

Postby Phoenixwarrior141 » Mon Oct 27, 2014 5:14 am

SamW wrote:seems like a spam bot to me.
bot is looking for the terms 'plastic surgery' and is trying to bypass bot detection by pretending to make a sensible post. Check the profile, don't approve posts like that.

Signatures don't seem to work here, but you should look at the guy's signature. It smells like spam.

The ability for computers to judge what a conversation is about is getting a bit creepy.

Entirely irrelevant, but these spam bots are trying new tactics:

The ones are now spamming millions of posts in small numbers of bots, or a few posts by a few bots made to look relatively human.

It's actually kinda terrifying.
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Re: Silverfish Needs Plastic Surgery <3

Postby underthedeep » Fri Nov 14, 2014 3:26 am

Didn't read through the second page

blah blah blah

Something about bronies, I don't care.

My response:
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TASTE THE RAINBOW
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Re: Silverfish Needs Plastic Surgery <3

Postby Korban3 » Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:41 pm

Can I eat the ass?
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Re: Silverfish Needs Plastic Surgery <3

Postby Phoenixwarrior141 » Fri Nov 14, 2014 6:46 pm

Only if Endo can eat your ass.
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